The Scotsman and the Taoist

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 THE SCOTSMAN & THE TAOIST

 I laughed at this one! I am the Scotsman. I am the Taoist. How beautiful the mutual arising!

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baroness radon said…
Hilarious link! "Couldn't find you own hind end, Mr. Carradine."
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